Bob Dylan movie was fantastic, highly recommend

Imagine how many video games people could have enjoyed if they stopped reading Washington Post op-eds

Merry Christmas everyone, love you! 😊🎄🎁❄️

Santa will be avoiding New Jersey this year due to drone panic.

Duolingo is preparing me for any situation where I'm a downed fighter pilot, beaten half to death in a bamboo prison camp in the Pacific theater, and my captors are calling me a war criminal.

Reading the 2025 calendar on the bus, shaking my head periodically so people know I disprove of it.

My dream society is a sort of plantation economy where people who can't be alone with their own thoughts for 5 mins before wanting to start a business are given the entrepreneurial thrill of cracking rocks in a mine while the rest of us sun ourselves in silence on a big veranda.

99% of "leftist discourse" online is children under the age of 24 using vaguely leftist vocabulary to justify bullying each other about typical children concerns, like fashion, music taste, social etiquette, consumer preferences, etc. causing leftist language to lose it's meaning.

Rappin' to the paper like it's Christmas
Citi bike the whip when we got business
Your ass a CEO, might have a death wish
Luigi is my shooter, and he don't miss shit

Was hoping the CEO killings would be an advent calendar type thing

Free Luigi Mangione

Authorities have recovered several bullet casings from the shooting. They have placed them under maximum security as the public makes pilgrimage to see these saintly relics.

Think I'm gonna learn Japanese as well. I do recommend duo it probably won't teach you a language but I know a lot more french than I did before, just by doing a lesson while brushing my teeth at night. The time will pass anyway so you'd might as well use it.

using ai to replace all references of the Red Ribbon Army in Dragon Ball with the IDF so I can watch Goku beat the shit out of the IDF

We've found sandcrab

They probably lose more in sales locking everything behind glass by discouraging people from impulse buying, than they do from theft. The amount of times I've not picked up something at walmart because my arms were full and they don't provide baskets anymore. Think they're trying to make shopping in-person miserable to phase it out. You can't shoplift online.
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They will just have robot fulfilment centers so they can cut employees. In-store retail is an inefficiency that can be phased out. I'm fine with it, future gens will think it was barbaric that people stocked shelves for a living. Also will free up a lot of currently wasted land. Good riddance.

Closing the door on my finger, I start convulsing wildly, limbs stretching in long streaks around and away from me as my code assumes I'm both inside the cybertruck and outside of it.

The thing I fear most is our slide into fascism and the death cult of american exceptionalism, but your fear of unsophisticated music enjoyers and computer graphics and boorish aethetic tastes are very important too I'm sure

Today, millions of americans will falter in their courage while within bayonet striking distance of their conservative relatives.

Exceptional people have to be trapped on the space station for people to care. If an astronaut was trapped in a mine, people would assume they had a handle on it.

The thing that makes me cringe these days is that everyone qualifies everything. "It's a great movie, for the 2010s at least". "I know it's problematic but I do really enjoy xyz." "It's such trash food but I still order ___"

Why can't people just say they like it. Just ride for some shit for once.

(Judge) That's brilliant. And explain again how you bypassed the biometric lock.

(Me) We set off fire alarm systems throughout the facility, before we cut the electricity. This forced the backup power, opening the doors for

(Judge, finishing my sentence) for the emergency exit protocol. Of course!

War criminals will hang at dawn - Gallows scafolds being built - hammering wood and nails - villagers abuzz town ambience to relax and study to

Some of yall need to realize there is contact front 100m enemy infantry moving right to left between those houses enemy machine gun south-west left window of second building get rounds in that window we have casualties in alpha radio for medical evac where in the god damn hell is is our air support-

One big reason Kamala lost, that I don't see mentioned as often, is her unwillingness to destroy heavily trafficked Republican supply lines, and a total lack of initiative in the ground invasion into southern states. Bernie would not have displayed such impotent hesitation.

The hobbit in our party is tunneling through our Rice Krispies treats. Everything has become sticky from Rice Krispies hobbit hands.

I am so annoyed at this recent youtube update where they have the red bar fade into pink right next to the grey buffer bar. I have colourblindness and pink and grey is a common one people struggle with. It just looks like the red bar fades into a grey gradient.

Life in the bio-punk future

Some of yall need to realize that your dinner is getting cold so come on down your friends in minecraft will still be there you can play with them afterwards

Socialism or barbarism. If the Left coalition of the Democrats fail to rebuild the energy and momentum of the Sanders campaign, a message of practical, material gains for the bottom of America, American fascism will be undefeatable. The Dems may have locked in this future already
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If your response to this moment is "well, AOC is kind of annoying", "Bernie had a bad take once", etc. posturing some holier-than-thou leftism, then you have no desire to win. You know you will be comfortable during the decay and are sacrificing your courage or optimism for it.
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Be as negative/defeatist about the Dem party as you would like, absolutely. But contrast it with relentless positivity and optimism for Leftist politics. Be a light people are comforted by. Be a presence of hope to those around you. Have maturity. Be brave. Lead, don't follow.

American leftists who are afraid of communicating their point of view for fear of "looking crazy" or "being annoying" should take a hard look at literally anyone around them and realize that there are zero Americans who are normal and not crazy. Your society has lost the plot.

Please use the next four years to build a new Workers' Party, a third party out of the left-Democrat coalition around Bernie. The Democrat party is as corrupt as the Rep party and will never allow a coup from within. The left has to run on anti-corruption, it WILL inspire the American voter base.

You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands

This is the power of the Left in America. The voter base is there. Call upon them.

It would be a tragic waste of this moment if the left side of the democrats fail to throw a coup of the party. The voter base WILL show up if called upon by Bernie and the political leadership around/adjacent to him.

Men: *easily solving the epidemic of male loneliness by forming a paramilitary drill gang, and taking over several blocks within a favela housing project*

Civility-politics liberals: NO Not like THAT!!!!!!!!

I'm in favour of kids having more iPad time and adults having less. Kids are probably just shooting each other in roblocks meanwhile the average adult can't handle having information put in front of them without becoming a health and wellness neo-nazi pagan revivalist

Everyone remembers being a kid and having adults being annoying af about every new thing, we gotta break the cycle
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Telling kids that everything is bad everything is breaking their brain everything is killing them everything is dangerous everything is a mistake everything is a scam everything has been done before everything is evil everything is immoral

I can tell you why they're psychotic it aint the ipads

You can always tell when our feudal broth rations have been distributed by his majesty the king because everyone on here starts broth posting

Right-wing media has always had a monopoly on "cool". And every time left-wing people try to gain ground culturally, it is shut down by liberals. It's dismissed as capitulating, childish, extremist, problematic, "brocialist". Chapo/Hasan/etc. are relentlessly belittled for trying to reach young men.

This is exactly how I feel about crime and drug use as well.

Psych! I I don't abandon sociological and material analysis because my loser candidate ate shit like a dumbass.

This is the sea level rise we're already experiencing at 1.5°C 😔

lot of talk about bad male role models in online media recently and I just want to shout out some good dudes I look up to,


Matt Colville, D&D/ttrpg
Pop Culture Detective, Masculinity in media
Matt Christman's CushVlog
HappyConsoleGamer, Gaming
Max Miller's Tasting History
Hasanabi on Twitch

Life pro tip: you can order a usb cable from China with the slowest economy shipping. This will give you at least one thing to look forward to in life for the next 3 to 7 weeks.

Every American must bring one chicken snack wrap to contribute to the Trump flesh golem. He will swell to consume the oval office, and several adjacent hallways.

they sent the Hillary and Kamala merch to Chile 😭💀

Waiting for sandcrab to explain these wind patterns

This is the average Liberal's take-away from all of this. Basically just shit like this. This is their bandwidth. If you think these people would ever stand up for anything when push comes to shove you are mistaken. Wait until a woman like Marine Le Pen or Giorgia Meloni show up in US, mark my words

"Trump ran a bad campaign!!" Then what the fuck does that say about Kamala? What the fuck does that say about the democrats? You idiots have a fucking OPEN NET! JUST SCORE ONCE! Kamala ran a DOGSHIT campaign

Bernie should announce tomorrow that he is starting a third party. Capture the anger of this moment and put it into a real chance at something new. The dems have proved themselves to be permanent losers who can't even beat trump. Bernie dems should aggressively out flank them now

Live traffic update of Americans fleeing across the boarder into Canada. Please be patient, we will add another lane shortly.

Trump is gonna give elon the nuclear football. He knows rockets probably better than anyone so it would be wise

Liberals rolling out the red carpet for fascists, they do that shit on purpose. American liberals know the show is over and they are comforted knowing they'll have a demon on the nukes. That's what they liked about harris, it's what they like about trump. Fuck America fuck the death cult keep losing

Popular vote needle just flipped trump

(Old guy whos entire personality is the American civil war, rocking back and forth in his porch chair) You want to hear about the REAL battleground states..

I came up with a logo for the Harris campaign. Let me know what you think.

March of the Penguins conveniently cropped out the true driving force behind their migration: me and my lashing bull whip.

All rise for the American anthem:

What are you going to do about it?? What are you going to do about it?? What are you going to do about it?? Do something bitch what are you going to do about it?? What are you going to do about it?? What are you going to do about it?? What are y

Offering to marry off one of my lonely and sexy bot followers to one of your lonely and sexy bot followers like a medieval arranged marriage

What a second Great Molasses Flood might mean for Harris's poll numbers.

Broadcasting whoopie_cushion.wav over hailing frequencies, and receiving several hostile responses from tapir-shaped humanoids

My @crannyboy.bsky.social turnip!! 🎃🍬👻🥔🍁🍂

(The optimistic potato chip buyer) to me it feels like the bag is half full

Reaching for an officer's reins

Democracy dabs in darkness

Just sharing if some of you guys don't know, if you want to follow me over on bluesky that's where I've been posting my more silly tweets, less political stuff. Here's a link to some recommend accounts you should be able to find a lot of mutuals quickly.

https://go.bsky.app/6hH5p1c

(Khamala voice) ..and Donald Trump thinks he's the anti-muslim candidate? He only did a muslim ban, and he was wishy-washy about it! I have personally killed at least 100 muslims today!

(Anderson Cooper) excuse me, wh-

(Khamala) Trump wanted credit for the muslims Obama killed!

Thoughtfully smoking a pipe on the HMS Gunpowder

How long can I live in a Walmart: dog food bag shelter, chewing up into the potato chip bags above like a vermin

How long can I live in an IKEA: four beautifully staged bedrooms to choose from, world renowned Swedish restaurant

I post all my joke tweets over on bluesky now, twitter has real "screams of the damned" ambience that make it harder to be funny 🫣

Kamala calling trump a fascist, and then offering to "work across the isle" with him, probably does more to legitimize fascism in the public's mind, as both something that is here and able to be reasoned with, than the raw and unpalatable rhetoric of actual fascists.

As a progressive, I find it very difficult to process that the gay community disapproves of us killing the homophobic babies. Perhaps if these gays spent a stint in one of the regions we're destroying, they would begin to appreciate the margin of society we currently afford them.

I'm announcing my candidacy for President. My plans:

Civil War 2: Millions die.

Drake is forced into a loveless arranged marriage with a 32 yr old American woman, succeeding Ontario to the Northern States.

Walkable cities: Walmart SmartCentres will travel the countryside like Howl's moving castle
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Car horns will make goose sounds and traffic must adhere to the V-formation.

The Pacific Garbage Patch will be moved into the next oil spill and set on fire.

The OceanGate implosion will be recognized as the work of Poseidon, absolving logitech's name. Their controllers are fine. They're just fine

Everyone should have the space as a young 20-somthing to discover the world around them for the first time, I just wish the internet didn't make me have to look at it! Or worse be talked down to by people who just discovered a topic 5 seconds ago. Don't know how teachers survive

They don't want you to know you can get a huge mug or thermos and just make one massive tea. The bag will steep it. It'll steep it.

favourite 15 games

WoW Wrath of the Lich King
Zelda The Minish Cap
Mount & Blade Warband
Shadow of the Colossus
Pokémon Gold
OS Runescape
Final Fantasy 1
Zelda The Wind Waker
Mirror's Edge
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
Star Wars Battlefront 2
Halo 3
Ghost Recon Wildlands
Portal
FF Tactics Advance
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rounding to 20

Zelda Ocarina of Time
Okami
Final Fantasy V
DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Secret of Mana
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Mario Bros. 3

(Joe Biden petting the skull of Henry Kissinger like it's a cat) ..Neningyahu is invading Lego Land. 'Scuse me, Lebanon.

This is because the site has/had a clique of users (the "bluesky elders" fiasco) who spent the first months of this site's activity larping as self-appointed mods and community leaders, and tried to force-establish this dynamic on every new wave of users. A lot of them still behave this way.

Small bands of Bluesky users seen near Twitter

Day's training is complete . . . Total experience gained through training: 126

You looted 53 viral posts from twitter

Your reputation with Count Elon has deteriorated from -100 to -105

Competentposter is rumored to have gone into exile in Bluesky

I want to thank quiet posters for respecting the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity

The bacteria of Europa have until 2030 to build up their surface-to-air defence capabilities.

Europa Clipper has left us behind, the rat bastard.

One of the most common criticisms of socialists is people belittling us by saying, "socialism can't work, because people are too greedy and selfish to come together and make the world better!" And those same Liberals then blame the public for not coming out to vote for their loser.

studiously deciphering the mythic resonance in my mutual's posts

A courier, pierced by arrows and dragged by the saddle of his horse gasped his dying breath on my doorstep as he delivered this.

It could be the order I placed on moonplanet.bigcartel.com, but there is no way to be sure.

(Me) Sharks, I'm asking for 3000 Genoese crossbowmen to aid in the annexing of south-eastern Brittany.

(Kevin O'Leary) I have too many mercenaries bogged down in that damn peninsula.

(Me) My Liege is the second-born of the third cousin of the Duchess.

(Mark Cuban, raising eyebrows)

(Standing around your foxhole like a nosey neighbour) Looks like your battle buddy's gotcha working overtime, haha. Yep, well..

Staying alive so I can play ps5 emulator in 2039

The only video game lore I need

Careful. Disparaging animal agriculture could alienate rural conservatives, who I'm going to pretend will ever politically align with socialists.

Now, back to relentlessly alianating people in STEM fields, who I'm going to pretend will never politically align with socialists.

Putting out a platter of hardtack for my guests

Dungeon master running a long-term toilet stall hex-crawl via bathroom graffiti

Make sure you cultivate a personality around hating everything. Find the worst in everything and everyone. Never be caught enjoying something for even a second. People will assume you have deep wisdom, and exquisite taste, and suck-up to you to avoid being in the crosshairs of your bitter judgment😌👍

I think that the entire conversation around echo chambers and "tribalism" has had more of a negative effect on everyone as a whole. People feel obligated to join the cacophony of online discourse, and discouraged from joining small subcultures and communities which would instead be socially healthy.
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Everyone complains there is no art or culture and everything sucks, and it's because they're sitting around waiting for a deranged mass-culture to somehow provide it for them. Then they complain that the "algorithm" is either controlling them, or it's broken for not instantly showing them fun stuff.

(Oppenheimer, watching the blast) Now I will unleash my wretched anger upon the weaklings of this feeble world..

I will never take the computer water usage conversation seriously until we stop with cows. Computers are more important than cows.

Quiet posters are quiet because I told them to pipe down back there or I will turn this car around so help me, and no we are not getting mcdonalds ice cream anymore you embarrassed me in front of your baseball coach and you aren't going over to your friends house I don't like their parents and

In a historic win for the left, several brigades of my Genoese crossbowmen have unionized.

certified veteran of the meme wars!!

Pushing the phrase "cucked by cars and cattle" out to the airwaves, and reclining back with my hands behind my head

Neighbour's cat comes to visit every morning basically I'm in animal crossing

I remember the place I was standing the first time someone asked me if I'd ever gone to youtube.com

The jazz skateboarding edits will continue, until morale improves

Damned me twice.. can't get damned again.

Wandering the ancient streets around Building Plaza

Basically I've got 20 draft tweets but I'm not posting any of it because it's already been done before in 411 issue # 52

*glues greeblies on you*

Reminder: Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is included with your PC.

Claim your free 3 months of Game Pass Ultimate and enjoy high-quality PC games that will run great on your PC.

I would never watch an illegal DVD

Joe Pera should have a budget for anything he does. A pension from the crown. An estate with acreage.

Could you please wheel the drawbridge closed faster, we just let in a moth

I just made it so cats are no longer allowed to die. Any cat that dies now is breaking the rules.

Not worried about the stock market cause I invest in myself #motivation #dailymotivation #10-knee-pushups-challenge

The shared language of Logitech G HUB macros is inside all of us

If we grow corn on every roof we could make hydrogen viable

We have to try Communist central planning again, because we have one thing the Soviet Union didn't: tens of thousands of young people trained on city and industrial management simulator games.

whittling my fingers to the bone in the zine folding factory

(Watching you climb a coconut tree) dude, you could fall..

Voting for Hillary in the next american presidential election, as I've done the last three

(easily reaches higher vines) These grapes are fine, dude. I don't know what you're on about.

I won over rural conservatives by adopting a personality, outward appearance, and set of interests based on a patronizing caricature of them. We're now coal-rolling some gay cyclists in our f-250s. Leftistly, of course.

enshittification is wild like you're telling me the things I've personally grown accustomed to are passing their economic viability, social relevance, and material usefulness naw

Modern-posting such delights as "computer bad", "products and services bad", and firing stray judgments that one of my mutuals is sure to be accidentally offended by.

Not my ass sitting 26,000 light years from the galactic core

(Baby shoes never worn voice) Bernie 2016 depop

(At the grand reveal of the marble Kirby fountain I had commissioned at the centre of my gardens) We spared no expense, sir.

(hands clasped behind my back, remembering the summer banquet, destrier war horse, and 32 cannons still outstanding on the budget) You could have spared some expense

they got the whole village waiting on that fateful day when a hero shall arise🤦‍♂️😭

(Nervously watching my coffee getting closer and closer to room temperature) I should drink this now, it's getting pretty cold.

(Guy about to invent ice coffee, unwavering) Colder.

We have to set aside our differences, and focus on the real enemy: the entire rest of the world.

My job in america's Civil War 2 will be shoveling in bomb craters along a Ho Chi Minh style trail in southern Manitoba

the Kendrick and Drake beef has gone too far

I didn't know he was sick

Funding a rebellion is a matter of scale. For instance, I can keep a battalion of mice in the field with a few loaves of bread, and a container of birdshot for their cannons.

Biden and Trump force ghosts smiling at us while we dance with ewoks

People who live in perpetual boredom seething at the never enough hours in the day for all my fun projects chads

(Data) Where is my hug?

(Me) no, see (moving his arms) you have to hold them out like this.

(Data) Where is my hug?

(Me) That's perfect. Now go get'em, tiger.

(Riker, hiding a cheeky smile behind his glass)

Everyone's fine with wasting electricity when it's put towards the futile effort to re-elect Biden, but will try to shut me down for keeping alive the Great Brain, who's throbbing lobes pulse at the heart of this facility. Psyonically tap in, homie. Don't be such a wet blanket.

Someone else has to apply Biden's various creams today, my shoulder is getting sore.

Elon's abomination flies in the face of the american working class and the filth they haul for us.

Elon musk should have understood the tough, daily demands the average pick up truck owner needs out of their vehicle.

(Doing a ventriloquist routine with the Bluesky Dev puppet I made out of stuff from my recycle bin) "Bluesky now has fully featured group chats!" "Heart react all your friends GM posts in Bluesky group chats!" (Reattaching the bottle cap eye that came unglued) "Chat with up to 50 friends at a time!"

Top-Today Bluesky is like an Aaron Sorkin tumblr fan community from 2014 came out of cryosleep like I genuinely do not know where on the internet these people came from before they got here.

WoW is important to who I am, in a way that only other people who played at the time could understand. Dwarf hunter, hit 80 in WotLK. Joining a small raiding guild as a kid taught me how to show up, work with adults, try to improve my skills, gave me a confidence I found no where else in my life.

I remember my first raid ever, I was a noob but they invited me along. We got to a spider boss in Naxx and raid lead gave out orders, then took me aside and showed me that players will randomly get webbed to the outer walls during the fight, and it was my job to attack the webs to free them.
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I had spent the raid listening to adults on voice chat talking about their work day, the problems in their life, how they look forward to raid nights. Now their fun hinged on me freeing the tank or heals from those webs. After we won the fight the raid lead thanked me and told me I did a good job.
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It was the first time I'd ever felt like I was among equals with grown-ups. They didn't know I was a kid, I didn't have a mic. They just gave me a task I could probably handle and expected me to do my part. I started deliberately learning how to improve, something I'd never done anywhere in my life.

The 4th of July brings dignity to the hamburger, a meal typically consumed in shame while idling in a parking lot

The aliens on Kamino are trying to upsell me to a battalion, when I've explained several times now that the five clone troopers I'm ordering are just buddies I'll hang out with occasionally.

(Slapping your hand away from the power button) You can't dude, windows is still getting ready..

Me and the homies are plagued with setbacks

How many people here have ever been efficient? (Shading eyes with hand and scanning the audience) okay, a couple

my Ewok buddies brought me along to bludgeon a Storm Trooper to death, the cheeky things.

Accidentally aligned my twenty-five ton granite guide stones a whole day after the solstice. The druidic seers are going to loose it when they see this mess.

Made a youtube thumbnail, help yourself to it if you needed one!

Master Yoda get your country ass over here my momma says you been on Degobah levitating an X-Wing as big as a damn bus

Removing public likes is more evidence that twitter is being deliberately repurposed to make botting easier and more successful, because Elon's only plan is to scam advertisers by convincing them this site is still active for as long as possible. He knows he can't turn it around.

(Seeing you drop a plate of pastries on my floor) Ah, don't worry about it, the ants will clean it.

(Me, turning the thermal fluctuation module to 10596 units)

(Data) That is ill-advised. That level of thermal fluctuation would compromise the integrity of the engine core within minutes.

(Me, putting it back to 5) I'm sorry, Data.

(Data) You are my best friend. There is nothing to apologize for.

Guys we have to stop using the drawbridge as a motocross jump. The gatekeep said we're wearing out the winch.

The Trinity test site was chosen because there was a little freak standing right there

Experience the private, white-sand beaches of Fiji like you've never seen them before if you get the chance.

Reviewing rickety rope bridges based on audible creaks, frequency of missing boards, sway at the half-way point, ferocity of the river torrent below,

Be careful who you relegate to the dustbin of history. There is a precarious game of Garbage Jenga forming atop it.

(Pleistocene grandmother bringing over way too much megafauna meat) What ever you don't finish you can just put in the permafrost. It keeps!

I've driven a migratory herd of megafauna stampeding to their doom over the precipice of a ravine, if anyone needs anything.

We were fools to anger the great hive

You can read issue 2 of my comic here!
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/eye-of-sorcery/list?title_no=955940

Trump getting felony charges for falsifying business records, a noble crime, while biden walks free for aiding and abetting genocide. There's no justice in this world.

The road to hell is lined with traffic calming features

Having breakfast with some of my mutuals

(My desert captors, pulling the burlap sack off of my head)

(My eyes adjusting to sunlight, seeing camel goddesses draped in delicate gold and silks, laying seductively in the oasis)

(Me) I will not fuck a camel.

(Camel elder, appearing from behind a whirl of sand) You will fuck a camel, in time.

Bob Dylan going electric was a devastating experience for steampunk tinkerers who worked in the great clock

(on business phone call) You'll have to hold that thought, my airplane is here.

(Waiter, flying a spoonfull of banana paste into my mouth)

(lips smacking) Mhm. Lovely.

I seriously hate people on the left shitting on the internet in vague, holistic ways. This is one of the most important technologies we have for sharing information and educating people, and to write it off because of the vibe is bad on your social media timeline is recklessly short sighted.
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The CEO of ADL had an audio leak of him freaking out about ticktok and young people having access to information. They're fucking horrified by the internet. That rebellious spirit was always in the internet before normies got on social media to sit around and complain about their consumer experience.

(Pushing my cart past you as you're reaching for a bag of oats) Great choice. Those are a cereal grain.

Operationally secure radio silence to relax/evade to

Ordering a round of Monster Zeros for the travelers in the gas station

Attention epic american president biden. Skibibi yahoo is in grave danger and needs your help. All he requires is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration date/month so he can buy a Merkava, and defeat the children in the ultimate victory royale

Insurgents have knocked over the green bin in my driveway, mr president. I need $500 prepaid mastercard to support my right to defend myself. I will not spend it on entry-level industrial stapler and paper guillotine for making comicbooks please $500 protect freedom mrpresident

It was nice of Gandalf to help the hobbits face the long dark of Moria.

Both american political parties make this same foreboding warning about the other. Democrats said this in 2016 about trump, and republicans said this in 2020 about biden. Which one of them has put more effort and enthusiasm into starting a third world war. Were Republicans wrong

If it's embarrassing to watch your pragmatic candidate lose, maybe think about what you did to a generation of politically enthusiastic, bernie-adjacent leftists who you sabotaged for daring to imagine a better world, before you claim our failure to imagine the end of it.

Lame steeds have probably seen enough of war

Life is about not really doing anything

I'm traveling through a worm's hole

(zoomer Treadstone agent) Jesus Christ, it's giving Jason Bourne..

My favourite ads are those sour patch kids. Like 3 seconds of little candy guys dancing around. I don't want to see a soy 35 yr old struggling to install vinyl plank in a lowes commercial or do marvel dialogue at an insurance agent, I'm a grown adult. Show me the candy people.

I would say a majority of people over the age of 50 have a primary media diet of right-wing police brutally revenge fantasy content dilivered to them via fox news, facebook and youtube shorts.

(Placing your fingers one at a time on the frets of a G major chord) these guys- these guys are homies.

Every conservative I know in my life loves to hide behind the facade of ignorance. They love having the excuse of being "dumb", "mislead" or "misinformed", when you back them into a corner with a question or two, they will smile coyly, like you caught the toddler sneaking cookies
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This is why they shield themselves behind conspiracy and religion, it's so that people who are going to ask them hard questions shrug and say "what can you do? They're just stupid!" Don't fall for it. They are evil people with evil intentions. They have real hate in their hearts.

Critics have said it contains whimsy, adventure, the spirit of a summer you haven't felt since 2017, comic panels with artwork inside them, notes of raspberry and lime, a "vibe" that "could single handedly prevent a third world war", non-toxic children's craft glue,

Hey guys, the first issue of my comic Eye of Sorcery is available to read online, check it out! I will be releasing a new issue once a month.

twitter in 2024 feels like the Last of Us title sequence when Joel wakes up in the shit hole shanty town

(Waving hand in front of face) bro who's becoming smoke in the house?

Wee oo wewoo. Citizen, this is the leftist fun police. We've received reports that someone in the vicinity was having fun. Fun is counterrevolutionary, citizen. You must be miserable. Enjoyment is at the expense of the working class, who are muddy pig people who solemnly work.

Growing up is about gaining a pragmatic understanding of how the world works. The machine demands children to be fed into the furnace of an oil dependent capitalist global order, and throwing the bodies in is adulting like a boss.

Had the windows open yesterday. The smells and sounds it fills the house with could make one believe in devine eternity. I was woken by bird song. Bird song! The last bird I heard was an owl in a midnight snow storm a month ago.

Ordering a USB cable from China with the longest shipping window just so I have one thing to look forward to in my life over the next 7 to 10 weeks. You have to practice self care where you can.

I will never get over how many times, after arguing and explaining and educating and advocating, when you finally get through their bs and find out why they're so resistant to making the world a better place, it's simply that they were board, and were just here for the day out.

Bumping into the screen like a bee trying to go back

Every time mainstream media uses phrases like "hamas-run health ministry" or "hamas propaganda" they are deepening resentment towards themselves. They are mocking and belittling us because they resent beyond anything else in this world that the public can share information freely.

Who up enjoying the tropical thunderstorms of February

One soup. The primordial soup.

Taking off my classes, I've been enough!

Giving boomers cars has done more damage to society than giving iPads to gen alpha ever will.

For me I can almost trace it to the day that I started learning about politics was the day my depression started to go away. Understanding on a socioeconomic level why my life sucked, and joining a cause trying to change that fixed my mental health. Being stupid is way worse.

The Wind Waker inverted camera to watching a No commentary let's play pipeline

Does anyone know if there is a way to trick my microwave into thinking the door is closed and my head is not inside it

Not going to retweet the video of the decomposing, partial skeletons of premature babies discovered in Al Nasr paediatric hospital, because I respect the psyches of the five people who haven't muted me. I'm sure Biden is hovering towards there as we speak to feed on the remains.

Oh shit we're defending hospitals now? Let me scratch out "air striking", I had that written down from before.. okay so. Defending. DEFENDING. Gosh, that's going to take a min to remember, considering you know, all the airstriking. We had that down to a science for a while there.

(barely audibly mouthing the words) high, hi- hopes.. (shoes squeaking reverb around room)

If we all focus hard enough, we could psyonically explode one person.

Who up remembering the before times

Dead-dropping my mutuals one-time pads so we can DM in the open timeline

I have a greatsword in my kitchen in case a recipe calls for me to cleave something in twain

These performative radicals need to get on the team and stop hurting the left. Now where were we, ah yes. Sneering down our noses at women buying the wrong type of drink cup. Also, several people said the latest Apple product was fun, and have been declared counterrevolutionaries

There are a lot of people now who've learned that, if you posture online with the leftists D&D character sheet bio, and use politically charged language in anything you are talking about, you will gain a social immunity where no one is allowed to be mean to you or disagree w you.

Biden won't hear our mean words, but our friends who are shambling wraiths will.

We're closer to the year 2025 than we are to 2016.. (counting on fingers to make sure) what the hell

Sometimes I'll listen to Renaissance lute music when drawing something technical, it really helps me go scribe mode and put down each line carefully.

I'm excited for the Gameboy Advance or Switch of VR. If someone can hit that price point in an unobtrusive form factor I think it will be cool. A new generation of kids need to set the social tone for it, the way we did with computers and video games.

Sometimes I'll be looking for my grillz for 30 mins before realizing they were in my mouth the whole time..

Sometimes instead of saying "good night", I'll say "I'm going away now."

We should be able to trade in vegetable products and baked goods. Money should be readily produced but perishable. Savings and investments should rot unless stored in a cool dry place. Good luck with your tropical tax havens.

If you were writing a YA dystopian book and wrote the words and actions of israeli officials verbatim, an editor would pull you aside and tell you your shit is ham-fisted camp.

Capybara having a relaxing mud bath.. in the bottom of a shell hole while german artillery explodes around him !!!!!!!!

Genuinely do not understand the thermos cup backlash. absolute cringe to be mad about that.
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Wait until you find out what women are doing with their midori planners

Has anyone seen my tears? The last time I saw them was in rain

Happy New Year ❤️