last night I made character movement and camera controls in Unity with no prior gamedev or programming experience, using only code and advice from ChatGPT.

If you haven't started using ChatGPT I really encourage you to try it out.

Merry Christmas!🎄🎅🎁❄️

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance is a christmas game

They should let you carry a sword in the wintertime, in case you have to fight some frost wolves

(me, on episode five of Dragon Ball) So they sneak a shot of Goku's peen into every episode, like the snail in Adventure Time

The most important thing to understand about the past is that there was poo everywhere.

Anti-ai people seem to believe that people are simply buying a product, and just weigh quality and price. No! When the ideas that you are trying to communicate in your art resonate with people, they want to care. They want to be a fan of your style, they want to support you.
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It is as absurd as thinking that people will stop supporting bands if AI generated music was available. Art and creation are inherently a social exercise where people participate in and contribute to subcultures, collectively sharing ideas. It's not merely a trade to make money.
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They defend massive companies that they imagine they'll work for one day. Companies that have ruined the future for small studios. I saw someone say, to prove the AI is copying, "type in Disney and see what you get." Disney! The Disney intellectual property defender has logged on

It's only a Christmas parcel if it comes from England. Everywhere else it's just sparkling mail.

(Gandalf, watching Sauron's tower of Barad-dûr explode into a bazillion shards of obsidian and dust spewn out across the ashen plains of Mordor, and shaking his head disapprovingly) Hobbits..

(Traveler from a distant land describing an elephant) The creature sounds it's shrill horn, spears of ivory sway heavy, stirring to the air both water and dust..

(Medieval scribe drawing a normal guy with a long, droopy nose) God have mercy..

There's this cool thing you can do with computers, you can try it at home right now: find a picture on the internet and right-click on it. You can save the picture by making a copy of it. Don't worry! The original picture will still be there. You've simply made a copy of the data

Best part of my late 20s is I dropped a lot of pretentiousness around my identity, and the pressure of being seen as mature, or of good taste. I went back to enjoying stuff that I like just because I like them, not because it's fashionable. Who's going to object? A 20yr old? Lmao

mind palace intrigue

Please check out the charity zine Pop Confidential, I contributed artwork to this project and am very excited to see it in print! http://bossfromtwitter.bigcartel.com

(Suddenly becoming very brave) Leave Longkaidoo alone.

Candy in the 90s used to taste like off-gassing plastics. Back before the nanny state stepped in.

Skydiving is frightening what if you accidentally landed on someone's clothesline and your legs slide down into a pair of boxers with red hearts on them and you are left helplessly dangling from a clothesline wearing a pair of boxers with red hearts on them

Okay I've had enough.

(me, thumbing through One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish)

(dr. Seuss, sitting patiently)

(wetting my finger and skimming through a few more pages) I fuck with the vision, man.

going to start an O-Block style compound where, instead of sending death threats to rival gangs over drill beats, we just sort of hang out and do art and play switch games. There would still be the same amount of firearms per resident.

A dreadful fore-warning is basically goated in any situation where terrifying the people most woefully is the vibe

Some of you may be too new to remember the twitter drama around donald trump

I did my part to save twitter

A stitch in time saves nine. A piece of tape saves eight. Popsicle sticks save six, but Elmer's glue, only two.

(dipping pen in inkwell) Now, what do we know about the Meadowlands?

(Banging on the locked glass doors of twitter HQ, mouthing the words at muşk while he trys to break open a vending machine with a janitor's broom) The Oldfriend screenshots!! The Oldfriend screenshots!!!!!

Well, aren't we all a bunch of Chicken Littles.. 🙄

This emergency tweet was scheduled on Nov 17, 2022. If you are reading this, twitter may still be active. Please, remain in your hole until conditions on the ground are better understood, and further instructions are broadcast.

The Great Deku Tree accidentally drank a barrel of the chemical defoliant Agent Orange, and somehow it's my ass on the line to explain this to Mido.

The king has ordered our thieves guild to vacate the city sewers. Yeah, probably cause he's about to drop a massive deuce 🤭

hoping for the best with twitter but I also remember when this happened lmao

This is all happening because Grimes is dating Louis C.K.

When Aladdin eventually passed away at the age of 87, his fleas still mourned him. That's just the kind of friends they were.

I saw the total lunar eclipse on my morning walk, watched the crescent disappear in real time. Never seen anything like that before

(Ignorant, disrespectful teens skateboarding by) Yeah, he put a freakibg Tesla in space, like a boss

(Wise, elderly man, watching squirrels snoot around in the leaf litter) Mark my words, we just might be in store for another winter, mark my words..

Factions are already forming after the question was raised whether to write our manifesto in a book or in scrolls

Rip Takeoff

Hang on sweetie, I have to look for razors in your Halloween candy (popping another candy in mouth) mmm.. mmm, mmm. (Patting belly) Nope. No razors in that one, (opening next candy)

They're burning your ass in effigy chat

people under 25 should only speak when spoken to

the protestant ethic and the spirit of ruining perfectly good pastries with raisins

You can heart react your own Gm post. Legally they cannot stop you.

Me: Ocarina of Time - Zora's Domain 10 hours extended

larval oysters attracted to new reef restorations: 🔊🦪

(Harry Potter voice) petroleum extraction

Noise polution is at a record low in the walkable rogue's district, reaching as low as 20dB in the shadows

The Adventures of Hey and Arnold.

Everything Everywhere All At Once was such a bad movie, good grief.
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Just watch Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, About Time, and Turning red all at the same time with the volumes at full. You'll have the exact same visual, audio, and emotional experience at 1/3 of the runtime.

The stablemaster is trying to sell me a lame steed that has seen enough of war.

My peasant buddy is explaining to me how he could take down a mounted knight with a hay fork. He's doing the moves and everything.

Sippin on genius juice, laid back
with my mind on my mental
and my mental on my mind

Time is of the essence? Buddy, maybe your essence.

Hate it when the lances of the enemy brook my peasant levies no quarter

finished - finished FINISHED FINAL final real.png already exists. Do you want to replace it?

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Gandalf: Your treachery has already cost many live. Thousands more are now at risk. But you could save them, Saruman. You were deep in the enemy's council.

Saruman: So you have come here for information. I have some for you..

AI just doesn't produce results with the same heart and soul achieved by real urban planners

In the year 2050, one wheat ration will be barterable for two corn rations.

- This content is provided as general information only and should not be taken as investment advice. Consult a qualified financial advisor before investing any non-perishable provisions.

Sam was not "getting the hang of it" when he used his frying pan to hit a goblin.

You can always tell when some team at twitter got the "what is it you do here" talk, because you wake up on Friday and the group chat UI is smaller and lags for some reason.

If you're out sauntering and find yourself meandering, stop. Stop, think, observe, plan. By staying put, you make it easier for a search party to find you. If you are planning to shelter in place for the evening, create an angled tarp shelter

Just found out that the Microsoft Edge browser has PDF read aloud with natural voices. thought I'd mention in case anyone else needed this

Hearing the high pitched zing of my crossbow bolt ricocheting off of a knight's visored bascinet, he slowly turns to face me, and I realize peering over my pavise shield just how fucked I am

New recruits think that, because our thieves guild is headquartered in the city sewers, you can just poo anywhere. You can't. Please, go a little ways down the tunnel to poo.

This man was seen grasping a wooden spoon and walking towards our winter granary

(Seeing one of my garden gnomes jumping up for an apple just out of reach)

(Picking the apple and handing it to him) it's the lord's day of rest my guy..

D&D Hell Ambience - Cries, Agony, Fire, Despair, Demons, Devils, Bubbling Magma to relax/study to

Drake is embarrassed that we found out he likes baking, but we've all been stealing cooling pies off his windowsill for years

cup coffee

(Guy at the limestone quarry) That's a pretty big pyramid design, I'll need to hire maybe twenty to thirty thousand guys, should be done in about 20 years

(Me, not wanting to be rude to service workers) you can make it smaller

You have got to be making believe..

Haters will have you wearing a cone for up to 14 days after being neutered

Hey everyone, I've made an account for my art, you can follow me at @ShrineAmbience

They should put paddington bear on the CAD $20

(Plucking an Amazonian tranquilizer blow dart out of my butt cheek) Great, this is going to ruin my sleep schedule..

The extended edition of lotr is pretty cool, i just think the pacing would be greatly improved if Peter Jackson had cut out the opening fifteen minute shot of a qBittorent progress bar

Need a Bruegel painting where everyone is wearing below-the-knee cargo shorts

You practically have to be Jason Bourne to work for duolingo

The fall of Saigon, but it's twenty five Uruk-hai trying to clamber onto a Nazgûl fellbeast

Under socialism Swiffer technological innovation will be redirected into weapons development

(Gollum, attacking Frodo) Got away, did it, precious! Not this time! Not this time!
(Sméagol voice) Is this guy bothering you?

It's nice that tim hortons is now hiring

Tailwhip to fufanu on my penny-farthing

The Americans should have taken the tea back out of the Boston harbor after two and a half minutes for an ideal cup.

You want a nice fortified ridgeline? Get in line pal. There are still a few lowland marshes for sale in the valley. I can get you and your men bogged down in them for a bargain.

Plunging my toilet for a half hour wondering why the toilet water keeps coming back

One of the Charmin bears is in the stall next to me

(squinting at a cloud I want to go to) how the heck am I supposed to get way up there..

A fat lot of good will usually do

Icarus just bonked his head off my window after confusing the reflection of the sun for the real thing

scran got me saying grace

I'm going in the blink of an eye, if anyone needs anything

Looks like you brought a binky to a bottle fight, bub (guy smashing baby bottle on edge of table)

(Me, spitting out binky and crawling towards the door)

I have just visited the luciferian materialist utopia and can confirm that it is walkable

A Berry Blast has collapsed part of a tunnel, trapping several miners under the Big Rock Candy Mountains

Canada's smartest grandson has fixed the WiFi

they're emailing our jobs overseas

Me: Workin hard or hardly working?

NPC: swinging axe into stump repeatedly, pausing every few swings to lean on axe handle and wipe sweat off brow

NPC: A fell doom has been emanating from the King's Forest, those who've entered have yet to return

Me: swining axe into treestump

they got their bloody country back

There is still time to follow @FrogboiArt before 1k. Quickly now.

If I worked in an office with Dwight, I would prank him so bad. I'd print out "Hi Dwight" on the office label maker and stick it on his desk. He'd be stomping around trying to figure out who stuck the label on his desk! I'd let him know about it afterwards so he wasn't mad at me.

Tinfoil is cyberpunk. Saran wrap is solarpunk.

Just saw a dreadful fore-warning come over the land, terrifying the people most woefully

Anyone who was alive during the great lead poisoning of the 1970s is not fit for any position of leadership

America is finally embracing the lessons it learned in Afghanistan: that a radical religious tyranny can oppress the rights of women and weaponize routine mass lone-wolf attacks on civilians to secure an unchallenged political takeover.

They're quelling our little rebellion in guard chat

same

Do you know the pickle man, who lives in Morty's garage?

I'm betting it all on things getting better. Imagine how much better things would be if you made winnings when things got better.

My garden gnomes are cleaning up twigs and leaf litter in my yard in exchange for some tuna soft-chew cat treats. (Shaking a few pieces into tiny open hands), They go crazy for these things.

not naming names !! 💅

(Flying my plane over a desert island, guy down on the beach in ragged pants jumping and waving at the sky)

🤔 ..Me? 😳👈 (pointing over shoulder) ..you waving at them? 😕👉

(Guy kneeling in the sand in despair)

Joe from grade 10 English? right? No he's in Alberta now, can't be him 🤔

The ferryman of the underworld is asking for my coins, I'm hiding the Kirby capsule toy I got out of a gashapon vending machine behind my back

I'd never forgive an oil man for good old-fashioned plain speaking

I wouldn't attack my friends

if you're in a swing riding vote NDP, if you're in a lib riding vote lib, if you're in a conservative riding start a new mount & blade warband campaign tonight. The Diplomacy 4.litdum mod is a personal favourite, and a great way to freshen up the base game.

The early bird gets the worm, but the last Gm gets the most heart reacts

The night is one of calm on grimphk IV, the empire is losing control of the peopl-

I go in there 😐👉

DM: that's a tvishkir rogue den. You know this, you lost your left hand here last-

With my right hand 🖖🤓

DM: wow, that's really racist here. One patron draws a laser knife

In my kitchen doing bayonet thrusts with a broom handle into an imaginary Benjamin Franklin while I wait for my tea to steep

the american experiment is just a prank

Bought some nice scented candles for my fire sprite buddy to hang out in.

The best video games are the ones where you can customize your little guy and go run around with your friends

When you need a bookcase but you aren't a nerd

Some lady just cleaned all the crumbs off a store shelf into a bag. Unhinged panic buying. Leave some mere morsels for the rest of us.

Fishing downstream from the wizard's tower where I drift into a shimmering patch of magical waste, clinging to my oars helplessly as my boat begins to founder while twisting and contorting into a now heavily waterlogged flying carpet.

Your rifle squad is welcome to dig fox holes in my yard any time, so long as they are refilled, and the sod relaid by 11:00am the following day.

thinking about the party of gun control sending crates of weapons to a country handing them out to any one who asks. Maybe it's fine, just funny.

You lived, laughed, and loved? Bro that's three Ls

How was Gríma Wormtongue supposed to know that Gandalf did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm. No one told him.

(Me, trying to pay for my crimes) Ha, looks like there's no price tag, I guess they're free 😎

(Cashier, sick of my shit) It's $150 like the last time.

(Me, grabbing the crimes and sprinting for the door, tripping over a pile of boxes and getting my butt stuck in a hand basket)

(leaning in time machine window) hey i'm going to kilI Benjamin Franklin mind if I catch a ride?

The wizards trying to cast water spells at me just don't understand I'm more wavy than a beach.

I did it. I've caught up on the whole twitter.

(seeing new tweets scroll into my timeline, swatting at them with my hoodie frantically trying to snuff them out like embers)

(leaning in time machine window) hey i'm going to kilI Benjamin Franklin mind if I catch a ride?

You see it's 23°C outside, how do you open?

I'm in Flatland visiting the Great Triangle of Giza

I found out one of my enemies is weak against bludgeoning damage and honestly, same.

The sword in the stone is actually a sort of voodoo doll pin situation, and it's removal will unleash a now very pissed off stone giant upon the townsfolk.

They're called simple machines because only a simpleton would use them.

Get inside. Quickly now.

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(Peeking out through blinds) All clear.

(Empath voice) Somebody, please, put them out of my misery

If I were a fool of a Took, I would have throw myself down that hole and rid us of my stupidity. That's just the kind of friend I am.

I think it's pretty progressive that the King's guard, when ordered to "dispose of this man", will throw a disabled person down the wheelchair access ramp instead of the palace steps.

I didn't "do the hokey pokey", I turned my self around and listened.

It was kind of Aladdin's fleas to mourn him.

I tried to throw a spanner into the works, but the tolerances on their machining was so sloppy that the wrench passed through unimpeded.

My computer just blue-screened and wants to update, even after I explained that the game is online and can't be paused. It isn't even past my freaking bedtime!!!

I'm going to make my first tictok account in 2034 and exclusively use the desktop website

I'm going in for a cheeky peek into the Backrooms. Just a peek, mind you!

Real heads know that the goblin pass was cleared out by adventurers years past, and can save oneself the trouble of having to brave the King's Road in rush hour.

creatures just want a cozy little place to pop a squat

(Seeing a witch stirring a cauldron) She's probably making kraft dinner

Well, it looks like I'm betting the farm on this one.. (rolls dice) Nice. Now I have two farms.

Follow @chrismlizama before 1k to win the favour of birds and beasts, giving you a chance to summon a flock of cardinals and red-winged blackbirds to peck at your enemies (24 hour cooldown) and have lovely nature photography placed in your twitter feed.

Brandishing a hot cup of coffee in a crowded intersection

The goblins should wait until after our bindle picnic to smite us. There's no reason to rush such matters.

Farmers will travel the King's Road with not but a hay fork, like they're trying to get their peasant ass smote by a goblin.

(Suspicious levied crossbowman) possibly unpopular opinion: we should be finding a way to create a new coalition to uphold the realm, even if it means explicitly lowering our drawbridge and raising our portcullis, and advancing a few key goals of the army laying siege to us.

A hill giant just shook the castle tower, causing two of our best knights to roll down the spiraling staircase like gumballs into the creature's awaiting hand.

(stopping my guest as they are putting on their coat to leave and handing them a box of kraft dinner in a hushed demeanor) here.. something for the road.

me jumping on trampoline: 🤸‍♂️ Hey guys 😃..

Roofer: *hits me on the head with hammer*

Me:🤸‍♂️while you're up here 🤔..

Roofer: *hits me on the head with hammer*

Me: 🤸‍♂️ Can you get the leaves ☝️😐..

Roofer: *hits me on the head with hammer*

Me: 🤸‍♂️ out of my eavestrough 👇😬..

Being shot down out of a tree by wildlife control, the combine effect of the tranquilizer dart and concussion lead me to think of the greatest tweet of all time, which I promptly forget as I come to, halfway into being helicopter ferried back into the wilderness.

Accidentally transferred an invasive species of mussel between the a lake of stew, and of whiskey too, when I paddled all around them in a big canoe, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

rude dudes with attitude should retune their mood, imo

going to the library of Babel to play runescape on the computers

when you sprinkle some bread crumbs in front of a duck and the pokemon battle music starts playing 🏃‍♂️ 🦆

dammit, I bought boxed mac and cheese so I *wouldn't* have to craft a dinner..

I'm going to shoot at the sky until it stops snowing

Every time the sheriff tries to mosey on into my saloon, I have to point to the "no moseying on or in front of these premises" placard at the door. He's aware I'm harbouring all manner of ne'er-do-wells, but as a god fearing man of the law, he knows to respect the moseying rules.

"Baby on board" seems to imply that you can board a used crossover SUV, as one might board an 18th century ship of the line.

I'm wandering around the Historic Chamber Pots wing of the museum and desperately need to pee, but every room I get directions to is filled with chamber pots, each more indistinguishable than the last.

cleaning my smudgy phone screen down the arm of my hoodie in quiet contemplation like I'm sharpening a sword with a whetstone

The secret to Elon's success? waking up early. The man has read every new post on http://imgur.com/t/funny before you've even gotten out of bed.

I'm going to eat watermelon on Gelato Beach and wait for all this to blow over

Hate it when the unearthly wind of an ancient arcane portal whisks my hat away into it's churning spiral maw.

Oh, you got pizza sauce on your super nintendo controller? No worries, you can use mine for a bit. I was gonna get up anyway to grab a couple more cans of dr pepper. You want some or, I got sprite too if you want. Just pause if you get to a cutscene

I can't believe my henchmen Bonehead, Numbskull, and Birdbrain let another protagonist escape my dungeon lair alive. This is the second time in a week.

Limousine driver getting my food up front while I'm still at the first window paying

check out Pui Pui Molcar on Netflix if you need a little pick-me-up

McDonald's employees in russia should just keep their McDonald's open for business. Literally what could happen? The McDonald's police show up and shut you down? lmao. Just say your debit is down and split the cash with the homies.

How did we end up in this mess? The nerds and their infernal tinkering. Open your eyes.

Hate it when my adversary uses his spring-loaded boxing glove to bonk me in the head repeatedly, causing my skull to ring out like a cast iron bell

The only thing "Soviet" about modern Russia is their propensity for starting fires in Ukrainian nuclear facilities

Some hominid just strolled his bipedal ass across the grassy meadow below, whole squad up here laughing in the canopy

I'm going to do a land acknowledgement to apologize for the Tony Stewart ranch
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I'm going to build a Tony Stewart style ranch that is Rainforest Cafe themed

When you're carrying all the groceries inside in one trip, and you realize halfway across the drawbridge that you left the portcullis down 🤦‍♂️

Putin is going in for a cheeky peek under the Chernobyl sarcophagus. Just a peek, mind you!

Learn from us. If you pull on the tank's cannon like the squid boss from super mario sunshine, it will squash and stretch and flip upside down, revealing it's vulnerable underside. Do this three times.

we're scraping crude, phallic imagery with our fingers onto your frosted porthole window in cryogenics chat

To anyone laughing at the truckers being arrested, think of the nephews who will be raised without uncles.

I'm going to my grave, if anyone needs anything

A sorcerer just cast Movie Magic on my ass, now I'm flying around on wires like Crouching Tiger while spilling my large butter popcorn please I'm just trying to get home

Toronto based rapper: "Yonge Dundas"

Gandalf just wanted Bilbo to get out of his hole and get some dang sunshine and exercise.

My cellmate said he wasn't going to see his wife in the visitation center, the "old ball and chain", he told me. I nodded and agreed. Doubt I'd like lugging this darned thing over there myself.

The wizard in his high tower: Ah, I see our guest has discovered the wound staircase..

Me, out of breath, calves burning: Don't you mean .. winding staircase..?

(Wizard, pulling lever next to throne, releasing the staircase like a spring and sending me careening into the clouds)

they're playing a game of Keep Away with my nightcap in insomnia chat

I'm going to find a gap in the enemy's eastern flank and harass and raid their supply line, if anyone needs anything.

Offshore drilling? (gesturing to display wall) You might want to consider cordless.

Escaping the Titanic in a lifeboat and immediately rowing it into the side of a proportionately smaller iceberg.

#ff just found out that one of my followers wasn't following @Ppallo. Not going to name names ..!

Dusting a bit of powdered cheese around the edge of the kraft dinner bowl for garnish

There is little now stopping a ne'er-do-well from whipping a nae nae at the Sunday square dance, should they see fit to do so. The townsfolk who participate have grown too old and too feeble to defend themselves or their cherished pastime.

Will you join the prestigious ranks of @QuestAbandoner 1k?

(tumbleweeds blustering through my empty drafts) I am as excited as any of us to read my new posts this year

Sun Tzu cringing when he hears an old person describe their childhood walk to school as "uphill both ways".

Happy new year ! 🎈🎉🎆🎉🎈