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People who leave their american flag up after 4th of july like bro what is this halloween

America was founded 250 years ago. I remember back then that black skinny jeans and SoundCloud rap and leftist podcasts were hip-hoppining. They still are to a guy like me.

I have completely purged my life of ads. I genuinely cannot remember the last time I saw an ad. Maybe one before the trailers at the theater a month ago, or like a pizza coupon in the mail. Never see them anywhere anymore.

What if we steal your resources, steal your volunteers, steal your infrastructure, and steal your time, money, and energy? What if we were brandishing pistols while we did it? What if you placed it all in this bag, carefully now, and didn't try any funny business?

Let people drink the green liquid from the dark reflection pool


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remember when we had fun on the internet

I would do the same.

*boss monster gains second health bar in an explosion of particle effects shaders*

(Me, weakly crying out to my companions) It's no use, he's destroying our frame rate!!

Hate it when the King's Guard swings me around by my liripipe and tosses me down the palace steps

Harry Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden each oversaw far more death and destruction than trump
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Hillary could have been the democrat's Alexander the Great if it wern't for the misogony of the bernie bros

this is sick as fuck
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If bernie was president there would be motocross backflips over humvees every weekend. But I guess with trump we have to settle for a one-time event.

The Democrats and Republicans of the Congo

tfw the homies are assembling Art Chat on bluesky

Support for Graham Platner is support for the fact that presenting Left-wing, material policies is a winning political strategy, not support for the man himself.
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The greatest irony of the Liberals trying to paint Platner as a Nazi, is that an insurgent right-wing is currently in the process of recontextualizing the last 10 years of Left-wing criticisms into a new National Socialism, and Americans will fall over themselves to vote for it in the next election.

It's very simple to win an election in America. All you have to do is present Bernie-style Left-wing populous policy positions to people and they will support you automatically. Trump knew this. Bernie knew this. AOC knew this. Mamdani knew this. Tucker Carlson knows this. Graham Platner knew this.
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You can like some of these people, you can dislike some of these people. You can get mad at them. You can call them disingenuous. You can call them sincere. You can call it progressive, call it fascist. You can call it cheating. It doesn't matter what you think, it is a fool-proof, winning strategy.
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You do not need to convince people to vote for it, they will pour into the voting booths in droves. You do not need to knock on doors, you do not need to win arguments, you do not need to convert your enemies. You do not need the media. They're resentment will validate you as anti-establishment.
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Right know, in the wake of an easy Mamdani victory, the Democratic strategy is to pivot in the opposite direction, to create a big-tent rabble of lunitics indistinguishable from maga and qanon, who fight data centers instead of 5G towers, who's anger of Israel has them aligning w the insurgent Right
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The lesson of MAGA is that a movement of incoherent grievances is uncontrollable, unreliable, mutinous. Anti-intellectualism is contagious, it attracts conspiracy-minded morons who will believe anything and nothing. They will roast you like jungle cannibals if they think it will appease a rain god.
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You don't have to like the people voting for you, you don't need to purity test them. you don't have to listen to anything they say. You certainly don't want them articulating their actual deranged social and political views on your behalf. With Left-wing populism you don't have to do that.
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You don't have to do anything. Just tell people it is not their fault. They are not to blame. The elite are screwing them over. You will take down the elite. You will steal from the rich and give it to whoever votes for you. You will give them real material gains. Lie to them. They want you to lie.
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You can view that as sad and shallow. That's fine. Go and lose in whatever way seems best to you. A guy with a Nazi tattoo is beating you. When Tucker "Adolf" Carlson wins 88% of the anti-israel popular vote in 2028, you can spend your time in internment discussing his problematic choice of bowtie.
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Trump won a second term by promising to use the hammer of the state to manually lower the price of gasoline and groceries. But of course Liberals would never lie about such ridiculous promises to their sober, pragmatic voters. Only a fool would trade the solemn integrity of the office for groceries.
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Leftists need to stop listening to the noise, stop falling for fake outrage and internal purity-testing. Stop second-guessing everything. We have been in a position to win many low/mid tier elections, and continuously slap our own hand away over scrutiny that voters simply do not give a fuck about.

Lot of cool games in the nintendo announcment. I will be eagerly awaiting my chance to experience them as no-commentary YouTube let's-plays, perhaps even emulating them on third-party hardware in ten to fifteen years time.

The backrooms are an environment where you could find yourself in the horrifying situation of encountering a discarded heap of really nice use office furniture, with no prospect of ever escaping with it

Do you ever feel that the two parties only exist to advance the power of either the educated urban classes, or the rural land-owning classes, and that both sides are holding their noses while they try to convince the masses of wretched contemptables below that it is in our interest to support them

Soon the four Hobbits were presented each with round bowls, and beside them were laid wooden spoons for which to dip in them.

A usual mix-up with the watch is probably what that prisoner is doing here.

Mamdani should introduce a line of Government Grocery Store sparkling waters that feature a large and rotating selection of commissioned can art from local artists, and have nyc rappers promote it in drill music videos.

Triangulating "I'm just learning about social etiquette for the first time", "I'm just learning about politics for the first time" and "I'm just forming a personality for the first time", and conflating all three to create the most annoying twenty year olds you have to coexist with on the internet.

You used to be able to slay the local hobgoblin chieftain and receive a pension from the crown. Now you'd be lucky if they let you keep the contents of the creatures strongbox.

A noob born baby

Administering an anecdote to cure your poison

one of those chinese electric car companies should make an indestructible pickup truck with hand-cranked windows and zero smart features that costs 5000 usd that is exclusively purchased by insurgencies and canadians

Gothmogged some soldiers of Minas Tirith today

Describing a Redwall feast to the ship's replicator

i'm torrenting tng to celebrate star trek day
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they removed it from netflicks

my cool shelf #coolshelf

I just spanked president Trump on his bare bottom, and sent him flying !!!

Moogle-mogging some Imperials

oo ii ii ah, ii uh oo ii ii ii ah ii.

bingeing Better Call Saul for first time, great show

Hiring a goblin saboteur on linkedin

sneaking in my bluesky time at 3:00am so I have the whole server to myself

(Me, knocking on the Bluesky server room door) Is everything okay in there?

(muffled sound of frantic typing) I'm fine. Leave me alone.

(Me) Okay well, pause your computer and come get some dinner.

(dev) I can't pause, it's a server.

(Me) Well tell server you have to be with your family, okay?

Artemis crew accidentally landed in the strait of Hormuz, already being swarmed by Iranian swift boats 🤦‍♂️

Woah ohh, amber is a resin found on roots of trees
Woah ohh, makes light armor and weaponry

Some comfort for everyone today, Nuclear Winter is an unscientific and socially reinforced hoax. Nuclear weapon detonations would not effect life on earth beyond their effective blast area. Every nuclear-armed government knows this, and they only consider basic retaliatory consequences in their use.

Iran please pause cyber attacking us for a few minutes we want to talk about the moon

Now that the casuals have been weeded out by server instability, the real heads can post.

Happy Noblegarden

Congratulations to Artemis II !

Johnson and Johns & Sons

Inside of you there are two pancakes. One was too close to the center of the pan, and isn't burned, but you have to flip it over on the plate to hide it. The other was sitting too far to the edge, the oil pooled there and gave it a little deep-fried crispy bit that's nice even if it's undercooked.

Mueller He Croaked

Teapot mogged some cupcels today

Bought a new teapot and can now make a whole big pot of tea

Everyone trolling in Barrens chat saying Chuck Norris died

Fully wiped out on black ice on a walk this morning. I'm the last man killed by enemy fire in the war against winter.

(Explaining how something works to a lolcat) imagine a cheezburger

The Left could still win if we pivot hard to becoming vape shop Nu-Metal guys

Eating raman, watching the matrix #90s #ComputerGuy

It was so warm out I went for a walk in the woods in a t-shirt #Carney'sCanada #OntarioYoursToDiscover

I accidentally purchased 25% percent of the global oil supply, and am stuck in customer service hell trying to return it. You might see an increase in prices at the pump this week, and I wanted to apologize in advance.

Hearing that, while the AI can speak truth to power over a west coast jazz rap beat, it seems incapable of vibing out with bravado on a Atlanta trap feature

You'd have to be living under a rock to have not heard about everything in the entire world

Grant me the serenity to accept the qBittorrent speeds I cannot change, the courage to install a dozen firefox privacy extensions, and the wisdom to know which one is currently breaking this website.

If a leftist can't put left-wing material political victories ahead of personal identity politics, they will simply be absorbed into Liberal capitalism, and there is no beating that gravitational pull. They will fall into it.

my only cope is remembering that the both the Netherlands and Japan were tremendously evil empires, and look at them now. Look at them now.

If Kamala was president there would be boots on the ground in Iran right now. It is unbelievably childish to imagine that the American empire is a democracy that answers to its people. The only choice politicians are making is which war to descend into. The ownership class does not care which.
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Democracy can only be expressed in narrow insurgent elections like Mamdani's victory, and that is merely the result of the ownership class wanting to maintain any illusion of democracy for Democrat voters. The Republicans do not care about maintaining this illusion anymore, they are dismantling it.
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If you want to believe in democracy but the only way you can express it is to essentially throw a legalized coup with an insurgent candidate, then why go through the song and dance? Just throw an actual coup. That's what the republicans decided to do. They're done playing games. They came to win.

"You'll be playing right into their hands" oh right and letting them do whatever they want with zero push back is not playing into their hands how ?

(Liberal with their hand stuck in an industrial sheet metal stamp) I'm disappointed that this machine would do this to me. What happened to civility? This machine will face the full extent of the law when I get my hand out of it. Zero shame. What has our democracy come to? Will other machines condemn?

Any democrat in any position of power who is not committed to full, forceful, militarized retaliation against the ICE insurgents, and instead is planning on using this chaos to "look sensible" "win votes" and increase their electoral power, should be seen as equally complicit as anyone on the Right.

Me when I get to go on the computer and see my internet friend's posts and learn about anything in the world and make art and creations by learning new software and play super cool video games and get any books and movies and TV for free

The Washed, the Chopped and the Uncle

Something I've been thinking about that is just unbearable is the disproportionate amount of bravery and care and energy someone like Renee Good had to summon to stand up against evil and die, contrasted with 57yo Susan of Cumbottom Arkansas who is just here for the stories on TV and a cute day out.
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If you backed any of these people into a corner and pressed them and pressed them and pressed them about why they care about deportation, eventually you would discover their complete bafflement in your sincerity. "It doesn't matter". "Why do you care?". "Dude, this is stupid, why do you care?".
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Meanwhile people are dying, families are being ripped apart, utter fear and uncertainty as they are disappeared into concentration camps with no return. Human beings are experiencing humiliation they will bear their whole lives. Because Dale and Margret wanted something to gripe about at work.

I don't want to come across as pedantic, but I don't understand how you could find current events humiliating as an American. That would require a personal association with your government that is simply not real, and an assumption that the US stands for anything other than brutal self-preservation.
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What is humiliating is being on the receiving-end of US animosity. The destruction of Gaza. The humiliation and betrayal of the Ukrainians. The violation of Venezuelan sovereignty. Being abducted by ICE. The Minnesotans, Greenlanders, Canadians, and others being threatened with military invasion.
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You can and should feel sorry for the victims of the American Empire without imagining that this brutality is being done in your name. Please replace your sense of humiliation with a new identity, one of international solidarity with those who stand against this evil. Here you can never feel ashamed

Fascists are literally obsessed with invading frozen wastelands in the depth of winter
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Alright guys I need you to go into Norway, Finland, Poland, Russia, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Greenland, Canada, Minnesota, the Arctic, Antarctica, and the Moon in December, January, and February.

If you don't like it, you can join the Italians in invading Libya and Egypt in July.

does anyone remember what a bird sounds like

I've been running my space heater outside should be getting a bit warmer for you guys

crumbs are literally obsessed with getting everywhere

For any of my mutuals in the 11th Airborne Division, please consider sitting this one out. Let the yahoos in Delta take this one.

Everything could change if the Fire Nation attacks

I think that for any liberals or leftists who feel bad about what the United States is currently doing in the world and feels helpless and like they bear some responsibility, you should stop. Don't do that. It is unbelievably narcistic to assume you have influence in anything your government does.

Greenland and Canada absorbed, Trump dies of hamburger, Greenland/Canada voting rights, republicans lose every election for infinity

Cross your bits and dot your bytes

ICE have direct orders to agitate a violent response from the civilian populace. If cities used SWAT officers to capture ICE mercenaries, they would NOT be escalating conflict. But Democrats refuse to do this. Instead, they want you to take the violence directly, and escalation is blamed on you.

I've made peace with my fate in the encroaching Great Culling of surplus young men. It's the least I can do as a male feminist.

The reason ICE is marauding across the land molesting your villagers and polluting your towns with there unholy steps is simply because no one is challenging them. None of them want to be arrested or die for a paycheck or the white race or their video game consoles. Order your cops to capture them.

Any democrat who would like to project any authority against Trump should use local and state law enforcement in a surprise prisoner snatch of an ICE center. Full swat raid with flash bangs, guns out. Just bag thirty ICE agents gangster-style, go on the news and say "Donny we've got your boys."
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He would look like such a loser, sitting there, unable to do anything. Everything he has done recently has been symbolically projecting his authority, that he can command military personnel and law enforcement at his bidding. You would instantaneously delegitimize that authority with a single action

Went for a winter walk with friends and took turns throwing snowballs at stop signs and trees #ClassicFunActivities

The solution to Trump is a massive, violent uprising of American civilians and military personnel in coordination against the scant and few ICE agents and Ya'll Qaeda militias, in a glorious and overwhelming display of force, before they are able to recruit and train any more fighters.

my posts heal the computer

Today is the 25th anniversary of Runescape

The focus on Trump, his opinions, his "orders", etc. is Liberal cope wishing to believe that the American deep state isn't already an international order of financial elites who answer to no one. His replacement would change nothing about America's policies to traverse its inevitable collapse.
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American democracy has, and always will be, a psychological trick to convince the masses that they themselves co-sign all evil acts of the empire. The blood of the empire is on YOUR hands. This is a substantially more evil arrangement than previous societies that demanded no such notions of citizens
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Everything that every single person does, from the moment they wake up, until the moment they go to sleep, is energy directed to the supremacy of US military hegemony, and their ability to enforce it. We live in a simulation to maintain this military power. Democracy is an illusion of this matrix.
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The American Liberal Elite aspirants are a major dimension of this simulation. They, more than anyone else, need to believe that democracy, what America represents, is something worth pursuing. Their pursuit of this proverbial carrot pulls the cart of empire, which people like Trump ride freely.
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On occasion, we can call their bluff of democracy, and elect a Mamdani, or organize a union, etc. But it will at best ease a small amount of pain on the margins. The Reptile Elite will maintain control until people wake up and begin a revolution with a conviction of victory greater than their enemy.
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I'm not trying to be demoralizing, quite the opposite. I'd rather people stop beating themselves up, or internalizing the horror around them as though they could have any influence over it. You don't. The people who voted for Trump don't. We are like Maggie in the Simpsons intro, steering our wheel.
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Capital understands itself correctly as being in a life or death struggle against humanity for its own survival and growth. It is like the One Ring, a corruption hellbent on its own preservation. It will continue its war against us, until we choose to fight it with a greater desire for survival.
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If you already educate yourself as a socialist, you're doing enough. Enjoy the things around you, enjoy the people around you. Put love into the world. Share your passions and encourage others. Forgive others. When the moment for courage arises, you'll have something real that's worth fighting for.

Why am I not surprised they use twitter instead of bluesky..

For all of civilized history, the people on top are only ever defeated by another group who are willing to deploy more cruelty, more sadism, and go to further lengths of evil than the old regime is morally willing to go. To imagine what will replace the US is like trying to imagine a 4th dimension.

Canadians should fill the roll of nomadic steppe raiders to thwart America's empire. I would fight with gallantry for the chance to loot a ps5.

When I get to heaven I'm going to play World of Warcraft and listen to Chapo Trap House for all eternity. I'm pretty much basically just going to do that also in the meantime as well

Happy New Year !! Happy 2026! 🥳🥳